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Joke of the Day
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts!"
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"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""A law"" ""A law who?"" ""Allahu Akbar"""
"[NSFW] why do penguins have flat dicks? Because they masturbate like this *imitates penguin flapping arms*"
"Things Red Bull has given me: 1) jitters 2) diarrhea 3) a heart attack Things Red Bull has not given me: 1) wings"
"In response to /u/WisestAirBender, ""Backwards"" is also a palindrome. ""Backwards"" spelled backwards is ""Sdrawkcab"", which is still backwards."
"My jeans smell weird so I guess I should wash them in two weeks."
"Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn... A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys"
"How can you tell when someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Kid: Mommy, can we get a pineapple? Mom: No, sweetie. I don't know how to cut them. Kid: I know Mommy! You use a knife."
"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"