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Joke of the Day
"Some relationships can survive only online."
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"I try not to beat live horses, either"
"""Is there a Mrs. Prime?"" -- EVERY GIRL TRANSFORMER EVER, I MEAN LOOK AT HIM"
"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the indians kept coming and coming..."
"I haven't shaved my beard in a couple days It's starting to grow on me"
"When I was getting a prostate exam, I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."
"So this Roman guy... This Roman guy walks into a Tavern, raises two fingers and yells, 'five beers please!'"
"Necrophilia... There's nothing like cracking open a cold one."
"""Oh shit I murdered someone"" ""You should turn yourself into the police"" ""Great idea!"" *puts on badge and hat* ""Looks like a suicide to me"""
"Did you hear about the first time offender who was in to BDSM? He got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist."