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Joke of the Day

"I'm just saying, instead of calling it a ""mule"", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey."

"I understand that t-shirt guns exist but what about shooting pants at people? This seems useful too"

"Jokes about communism aren't funny... unless you share them with everyone"

"What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher? Would you like ketchup with your chips?"

"One of my personalities goes to the grocery store and buys healthy food... Now, I can't find anything to eat in the fridge."

"A man walks into the zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder."

"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""

"Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner."