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Joke of the Day
"What's got two legs and bleeds? half a dog [Derek, s01e05]"
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"""2015 AND PETSMART STILL DOESN'T HAVE FITTING ROOMS,"" I say somewhat loudly as Fluffy has to try on sweaters right there in the aisle."
"What has four legs, feathers, and can fly? Two birds"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist..."
"Australians don't have sex... ...they mate"
"YOLO doesn't work for cats."
"I don't know the lyrics to any of Pitbull's songs, but in my defense, I'm not really convinced he does either."
"Hey white people, remember when we would all watch the Chapelle's Show then immediately change the channel when the rappers came out? HAHA"
"After the initial energy surrounding lithium's arrest... Charges were dropped, due to lack of connection."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, I have that vinyl at home."