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Joke of the Day

"Blonde joke of the day Q: What is the difference between a blonde, and a rooster? A: A rooster says cockadooledoooo, a blonde says, anycockwill"

"Two competitive silk worms decided to race... ...it ended in a tie."

"What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!"

"Hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target"

"You're the last hot dog on the rollers at 7-11 of people."

"Wife: Silent Me: What's wrong? Wife: Nothing Me: Grabs shield and sword"

"Men in hell.. ""Did you see Satan's wife. She's bomb, dude!"" Women in heaven, "" Did you see those Angels? They have no style!"""

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis"

"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."

"What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, he didn't make it that far."