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Joke of the Day

"The Hunger Games is the thinking girls Twilight I don't dislike Hunger Games but everyone over 20 knows this is a joke."

"What kind of computer can also sing? A Dell."

"I don't like vacuums. They suck."

"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"

"If I were an astronaut, I'd want to be one for the Bahamas because I really don't want to take the risk of actually going into space."

"Which chord do pedophiles like the most? A minor"

"Hippocrates was pretty damn smart ... for a horse."

"Get all the protein you can before you die because there's no whey in Hell"

"Mute goes to a wedding... After the ceremony he won't let go of his dick and everyone's a little put off by his public display. With his free hand, he signs ""Speak now or forever hold your peace""."

"Two women sitting quietly."