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Joke of the Day
"How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail."
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"Science joke The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?"
"A way you can tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist ask them to pronounce the word 'unionized'"
"Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree but that's the lowest mark I could give you!"
"I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny"
"what do you call two crows sitting on a fence? attempted murder"
"I have to say to you something... something."
"- I'm here to register for the pessimists' club. - Is the glass half empty or half full? - What glass? - Gentlemen, we have a new leader!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Easy to have sex with."
"How does an octopus go to war? Armed."