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Joke of the Day

"I work a desk job in an AT&T franchise building I can never get any work done because the internet keeps going down..."

"A Nazi scientist walks into Burger King He asks for a Whopper, and the guy at the counter replies: ""Don't you mean a *Heisenburger*?"""

"Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!"

"What gets all sweaty as it rides on top of you? Your backpack."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning."

"Nintendo or Nintendont There is no nintendtry"

"Why is it that when a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, she is a slut? But when I do it, suddenly I am gay?"

"If I had a dollar for every time I ever thought of you, I'd probably start thinking about you."

"I want to name my computer ""Dat Ass"" So every so often my computer will ask me if I want to Back Dat Ass up."

"Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border."