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Joke of the Day
"Nintendo or Nintendont There is no nintendtry"
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"Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it"
"Two wires at sea Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety. The other was stranded."
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"I probably should've said, ""Congrats on your 4th child!"" instead of ""Halfway there, OctoMom""."
"[first date] HER: I'm a really big cat person ME: *leans in really close* You don't look anything like a cat"
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"Yea? Well who died & made you Batman? Oh crap..that's right. Bruce, I'm so sorry. Come on, dude, don't cry. Seriously, where you going?"