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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border."

"Has anyone said, ""Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth,"" because I'd like to say that."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning..."

"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."

"Old Chinese proverb: Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."

"How did alexander find out his wife was a slut? when she got the whores throat."

"What should you do if your walls get cold? Put on another coat."

"Do you like warts? No. Don't worry. They'll grow on you."

"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."

"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""