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Joke of the Day
"Quack Quack Who's there? A duck."
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"Two parallel lines have so much in common Its a shame that....."
"My husband fell asleep while watching Memento...was shocked to find ""remember to NOT trust your wife"" written on his forehead with a Sharpie"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"