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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every time I ever thought of you, I'd probably start thinking about you."
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"Dating tip: Men find mysterious woman alluring, so keep the spark alive by occasionally acting like a lunatic possessed by the devil."
"[Forest] GF: Oh god it's a bear! Me: *Stuffs socks down front of pants* GF: What are you doing? Me: Making myself look big Bear: Well hi"
"I just watched a film about a couple who bought a haunted yoghurt. It's called Paranormal Activia."
"Have you seen www.busfull.com? No I'm afraid that one passed me by."
"How does a penman make his living? He charges a calligra-fee of course!"
"? Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?"
"What's the worst part about being a prostitute? The customer always comes first."
"What sound does a Turkey make? ""coup coup"""
"Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake."