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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why Turkey couldn't see the solar eclipse? It's been censored there."

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"Dating in your thirties is like finding a parking spot, the only way to get one is to follow them out to their car."
"The England team won't be voting in the referendum They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it."
"Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib."
"What kind of horses only come out after dark? Nightmares!"
"What's cold and comes in April? Her dad."
"Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people."
"[interview] Any questions? ""Why isn't Bigfoot called Bigfeet?"" No about working here ""Oh! If he worked here would you call him Bigfeet?"""
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Nothing. Fuck that guy."
"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"