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Joke of the Day
"Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib."
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"What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning? She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue."
"I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album."
"Hi we're a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can't ever find our dog."
"What do we want? BIGGER PLACARDS! When do we want them? NO"
""" I had a nightmare "" - Racist having the same dream as Martin Luther King Jr."
"Why's Prince George great at measuring out 6 inches? Because he's a little ruler."
"What kind of melons always have big weddings? Cantaloupe."
"What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream? Shocklate."
"Why do politicians take laxatives? So they can speak more fluently"