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Joke of the Day
"What kind of horses only come out after dark? Nightmares!"
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"The people in commercials care about me & want to help."
"If I'm lying but not wearing pants, what catches fire?"
"What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite"
"2 monkeys in the bath. One says to the other... ""Ooh ah ah ah uh uh ooh ah ah ah ah aaah"" The other says... ""Do you want me to put some more cold in?"""
"On a scale of one to ten, guess how much I like golfing. Fore!"
"Hiding my rewards card in the bushes by my coffee shop so I don't have to keep freakin' remembering to bring it"
"The scariest sound is an unknown crash followed by my 9 year old yelling ""It's OK! There's nothing wrong! You don't need to come up here"""
"How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom"
"What's common between a Game Tester and Gynecologist. They both look for problems in places where other men find pleasure."