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Joke of the Day

"Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! ""The green one dad, not the Red one!"""

"Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins."

"What does laundry day and the 1950's have in common Color separation"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was ostracised when he was young. After taking steroids, however, he was Austria sized."

"What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website? REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, ""I already TOLD you. You never listen."" We have no idea if you're lying."

"Did you see that? That's the third time she came over here. I think she likes me. ""This is Applebee's and she is our waitress"""

"What did Robin Williams do when he got to his office early? He hung around until his assistant arrived"

"Where do Russian Spy's live? In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)"

"The secret of getting ahead is... not having a rib."