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Joke of the Day

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was ostracised when he was young. After taking steroids, however, he was Austria sized."

"What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe."

"What's the difference between a decrepit Greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."

"Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA."

"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"

"My boss calls me chief, so I really don't know who's in charge anymore. I hope it's not me because I haven't been paying attention."

"If you made a viral video of a cow... It'd be called a bo-Vine."

"A Mexican bear walks into a bar He stretches, yawns, then says ""Oso tired"""

"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"

"I took my girlfriend bungee jumping. As her body hit and spread out over the rocks below, I thought, ""That'll teach you to lie about your weight."""