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Joke of the Day
"Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins."
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"Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears."
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"Kindergarten reunion??!?!?! I've gained like 100 pounds since then. No way I'm showing up!!!!"
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"When I give people a tour of my bedroom, I like to say, ""And this is where the magic happens,"" followed by a sad, ""... magic isn't real."""
"Why did the man quit his job at the bakery? He didn't knead any more dough."
"My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, ""I want to get a manatee."" ""That's very generous,"" I replied, ""I take it with two sugars."""
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