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Joke of the Day
"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."
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"I bet my friend $1000 I'd never take it in the butt. He says I am just a sore loser."
"The Truth About Math Math Mat Ma M Me Met Meth So now we know why Math is so mind f*cking"
"After my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I decided to start thinking about names. In the end I went for Juan Carlos and hopped on the next flight to Spain."
"Why does the alphabet like to piss on the periodic table? Because it's elemental pee!"
"I can never remember, is it ""break a leg"" or ""choke and die""? My niece looked pretty upset."
"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire."
"Love' is picking up tampons at the supermarket for your girlfriend. True love' is inserting them."
"What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him? Sorry, my fault."
"I don't care if you're here to murder me we take our shoes off in this house."