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Joke of the Day
"What's harder than beating Alabama twice? Beating LSU once, Geaux Tigers!!!"
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"Why is OP's mum like a bowling ball? Because she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down an alley then still comes back for more."
"My favorite prostitute told me she was a licensed psychologist... Blew my mind."
"Two admins meet at work ""A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"" ""Wow. He is a hacker?"" ""No. Just an idiot."""
"What's blue and fucks grannies? Hypothermia."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !"
"How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti? Pasta pasta, pasta."
"[hostage situation] Any last words? ""Nah, I'm good."" If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers. ""You are prayers. Lol."""
"If you ever need anything, just ask. But also, please never need anything."
"What is the poo from a fish with no dad called? bassturd"