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Joke of the Day
"What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?"
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"Job interview What's your weakness?' Honesty.' I don't think honesty is a weakness.' I don't give a fuck what you think.'"
"What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? Safety measures."
"The most important thing about telling a joke is timing"
"Lifehack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, ""Now thats-a spicy meatball!"" people will learn not to ask you things."
"Why does the ocean roar? You would too, if you had crabs on your bottom!"
"General Lee didn't have kids? A parent Lee not."
"They found a cure for pedophiles. They turn them into dyslexics... ... so they go around looking for Pop Tarts instead of tot parts."
"If I could have sex with any historical figure it would be Marie Antoinette. I hear she gives good head."
"If I had a nickel for everytime someone said ""If I had a nickel for..."", I'd ask people to say that a lot."