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Joke of the Day

"So a leper goes to a prostitute... She begins to perform fellatio on him. After he finishes, he says to the girl ""Go ahead and keep the tip""."

"What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see? Coffin"

"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"

"How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin? When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me."

"My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags! What an idiot! Who threatens someone with a vacation???"

"A pumpkin-shaped woman should never wear a bright orange top and a brown beret unless she wants to make my whole fucking day."

"What's up with black people? They're not black... And they're not people."

"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? Because they are out standing in their field."

"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? It's ""to whom."""

"What do you call Jewish folk from New Jersey? Orange juice."