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Joke of the Day

"This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision."

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"Since we're talking about Vampire jokes, here's my favorite. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month..."
"I wish these two tailors would get on with their fight.... I wish these two tailors would get on with their fight. They've been sizing each other up for hours."
"What's the Wifi password in a mosque? AllahIsTheOne2345"
"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."
"What does a polite Southerner call a golden shower? Cuntrytime Lemonade"
"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"
"Why can't sluts count to seventy? 69 is a mouthful."
"Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*"
"Britain is like a man on a toilet... It just wanted to get rid of that shit and leave."
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