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Joke of the Day

"This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision."

"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is is on the front page! ^so ^upvotes. much karma. ^^^wow."

"When a computer program says ""Not Responding"" I start texting it stuff like ""Who are you with?"" and ""Just heard our song"""

"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!"

"4: can we name the baby Yoko? Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name 4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko? Me: ... 4: ... Me: yes"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat."

"What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East? A Moooooslim!!"

"Apparently, somebody gets stabbed in London every 52 minutes. Poor bastard."

"What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires? What's a movie?"

"if ur in a bad mood & somone says ""have a good day"" the best response is to yell ""HEY EVRYONE THIS DUDES HANDING OUT GOOD DAYS COME GET ONE"""