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Joke of the Day
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"
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"What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner? ""No thanks, I'm stuffed."""
"There is a order to the universe: space, time, and Chuck Norris...just kidding Chuck Norris is the first"
"What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U"
"Fidelity is overrated. If you look at the history, who has the most fun? Infidels."
"I hate Russian nesting dolls They're so full of themselves"
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing..."
"What do you call it when you accidently butcher your your hefier instead of your steer A mistake."
"If Jason Bateman was a Jedi... I would call him Master Bateman."
"You know what's cool? 0C"