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Joke of the Day
"A friend of mine got crushed by falling books. He only has his shelf to blame."
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"What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? ""Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"""
"Why are wedding dresses white? To match the appliances!"
"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"
"My St. Patrick's Day Joke Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A:Zero"
"""PS, I love you"" -- Me to my PlayStation."
"My girlfriend just called me old fashioned. I almost dropped my Walkman."
"Why did Donald Trump outlaw grated cheese ? So he could make America grate again."
"[at wedding] ""I now pronounce you husband and wife."" Couple kisses *yelling from the back row ""AWKWAAAARD"""
"What's harder the softer it gets? Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)"