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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."

"When is booger not a booger? When it('s not)."

"Steven Hawking nearly died last year. Luckily they sorted him out, they just switched him off and back on again."

"I just discovered that Australia has a Canada day each year on 26 of May https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day"

"One of My Only Actual Original Jokes Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... He was suicidal."

"My dad lied a lot. I was 17 before I realized the 'Silver Table Cat' wasn't a real species, and that we didn't own a pet, we owned a toaster"

"I tried finding work as a Saudi executioner... ...but I couldn't get ahead."

"Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters? Because he hates capitalism."

"What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""

"*glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat..."