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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."
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"What is the etymology of the word ""politics""? *Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning ""Many"". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning ""little bloodsucking creatures."""
"Why didn't anyone care about the circus? Because it was irr-elephant"
"Spent most of my early twenties trying to open a pistachio."
"I ran over my cat with a lawnmower. I guess you could say I tore that pussy up."
"How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches."
"What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time? Stall"
"Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Me: PEOPLE ARE TAGGING ME IN PICTURES ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN IN THEM!"
"The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted on my sub and I said a collar and restraints and now I'm not allowed in Subway."
"Some people say Steve Jobs died to early... but I'd say its an appropriate metaphor for his companies policy on battery life"