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Joke of the Day
"How did Jared lose 40lbs? He dumped his girlfriend."
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"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? The geome-tree!"
"How do you know when a vegan gets to the party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? (Pointing to each in turn) Ho! Ho! Ho!"
"Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack."
"A yoga joke! What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave? ""Nah I'ma stay"""
"My cell-mate had nick name for me... Mitochondria."
"My co-worker is so annoying... She's always showing me pictures of her daughter and always asking: ""Have you seen my baby?"" It's so annoying, come on, its been two years, they're never gonna find her."
"What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular"