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Joke of the Day

"[interview] BOSS: Any special skills? ME: Skills? BOSS: Like strengths ME: Oh right. I'd say my vocabulary BOSS: Hm... ME: That means words"

"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants."

"My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself."

"Why didn't the scarecrow win his award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"Sumo wrestlers have to make sure their legs are always shaven So people don't confuse them with feminists"

"With Tim Cook being gay and all... It's no wonder he likes dongles so much."

"4/20. Always forget."

"What did the bartender say to the angry speaker? We don't want any treble"

"If I was a girl my best friend would have to come untangle me at least twice a week because I tried to take my bra off through my sleeve"

"Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends? Because Paracetamol on fire."