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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."
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"Did you hear the one about the sidewalks? It's all over the streets."
"Psychic porn stars always see it coming."
"Q: What wobbles as it flies? A: A jelly-copter."
"I'm wearing a shower curtain over my head and pretending to be a ghost. I probably look legit because everybody on this bus is avoiding me."
"I'm terrible at directions Fuck me, left!"
"""i like a woman that's loud in the bedroom"" *wife smashes a bulldozer through the bedroom wall with 2 air horns blaring* ""damn i love you"""
"What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head? Duck!"
"What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government? An anarchid."
"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife."