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Joke of the Day

"A biker got mad at me today, just because he ran into a stop sign... Doesn't he realize that an open hand means 'STOP'?"

"I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no one will do it."

"I didn't sign up for the 401k at work, because there's no way I can run that far."

"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Roasted, ground up, and dissolved in hot water"

"My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice.... We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild."

"How do you help a sick ghost feel better? Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!"

"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love cracking open a cold one!"

"What do T-Rex's do for a living? They're small arms dealers."

"Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper? Her ankles."