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Joke of the Day

"I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no one will do it."

"What do Fall Out Boy say after titty-fucking their girlfriends? THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES!"

"Parents: Your room is a mess. Me: You really need to see my life."

"Why did the girl give Jesus a blowjob? She wanted to see the messiah cum"

"What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? A seasoned veteran"

"Just got my free yearly car wash Thanks California!"

"I just ate a salad that was so bad, Nicolas Cage is starring in a movie about it."

"Self Respect is... Washing your hands before you take a piss. ...or rather, leave one."

"Some people are complaining about the Trump Presidency... But it's oKKK with me!"

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? if so, how did you get their little legs apart?"