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Joke of the Day

"I've got a great joke Only joking"

"so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him."

"I finally had to tell the dog he was adopted."

"So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"Which computer is the best at singing? A Dell."

"I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni."

"I thought a drone was the sound women make when you're trying to watch the game?"

"If someone peed on me during sex, I'd be like, ""Ha! I've read about this!"""

"A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance."

"What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles? Stumped"