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Joke of the Day
"I finally had to tell the dog he was adopted."
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"Ignorance is bliss, and rampant."
"2016 Denial 2017 Anger 2018 Bargaining 2019 Depression 2020 Acceptance"
"Melania Trump doesn't want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way."
"Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar."
"You can't take a picture in slutty clothing & glasses & make the caption ""NERD LOL"" You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses."
"[first date] Me: You into role playing? Her: Kinky, what do you have in mind? Me: You fake a heart attack and we get our meal for free."
"I heard you guys like nooses..... We should hang together!!"
"The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them."
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar One says to the other ""what do you say we go in there and get shit-faced?"""