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Joke of the Day
"I thought a drone was the sound women make when you're trying to watch the game?"
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"Today, I was beaten up by this woman ... I was in the elevator when this busty lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, ""Would you please press one."" So I did."
"Yes, Pitbull, we are having a good time. Please stop asking every two minutes."
"Is your cat getting enough Chinese food? The answer may surprise you. Mews at 11. NEWS. I said ""news"". Just like a typing human would. What."
"Why don't ants get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies"
"Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy? In case you wake the sleeping pills!"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
"What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day? Patty O'Furniture."
"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""
"I used to steal identities... You people are so boring I ended up returning them."