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Joke of the Day

"What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? A dogfish!"

"How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !"

"What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common? They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud"

"You know that brain-dead zone you go to in the middle of a cardio workout? Is that where dogs always are?"

"Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid."

"While your honesty is refreshing, I am regretfully unable to accept your chat request, IWillDoYouAnally23."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and.. those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."

"[NSFW]Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Dad: Because his wife died."

"CREATE PASSWORD - ""123Bob"". Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. ""GameOfThrones"" Password accepted."

"Two blonde girls are heading to Disneyland... While driving they see a sign ""Disney Left"". They cry and head home. (Little bro told me this one. Not sure if it has been told before.)"