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Joke of the Day

"kids r so cute!!! they dont wanna sleep becuase theyre afraid of having nightmares whereas adults cant wait to sleep so they can escape them"

"A drunk throws up on a dog.. And say.. ""Jesus I don't remember eating that !"""

"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"What do you call the elusive Mexican Jew? El Cheapacabra"

"What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !"

"A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. It came to blows."

"50-cent's birthday was last week, so I made him a sweater... ...When i gave it to him he said, ""Gee. You Knit?"""

"A man was killed by ducks last week I guess you can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*"

"right-to-die In a right-to-die state the executor has two duties. ""executor"" and ""executor"""

"A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife ""darling"" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago."