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Joke of the Day

"How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them."

"How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb? Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!"

"2 pedophiles on a bench in the park. A little girl with a lollypop walks by... p1: Oh, man, she used to be so hot back in the days!"

"NEVER shake a baby. Unless you think it might have money in it."

"What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists? 45"

"seX I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"

"How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow!"

"If my girlfriend slept with the whole Wu-Tang Clan, we'd have to break up because I wouldn't be cool enough to date her anymore."

"Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."