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Joke of the Day
"Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls."
Next Joke
"You name your cat Bowl. What would the name on the cat's bowl be? It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl."
"Winning an argument with a woman is like getting 1st prize in a ""who wants to sleep on the couch"" contest."
"Heinz have altered one of their spicier sauces. It's a remustard version."
"Can't make an important life decision so I'm gonna try and find a wise old black man to impart some wisdom like they do in movies."
"The worst thing you can be is gullible My friend told me that means you're prone to random attacks by seagulls"
"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"
"My mom's favorite Easter joke: Why does the Easter bunny hide Easter eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."
"What is the difference between a creep and a kid? I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap."
"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They both have ripped assholes"