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Joke of the Day
"Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes"
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"I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long."
"What do you call a political pig? A boar."
"What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."
"What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom? ""It's Gonna Be Pee"""
"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Wife."
"I hope the final frame of Breaking Bad is white text on black background: ""None of this would have happened if we had Universal Healthcare."""
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
"What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness? Will Feral. Edit: I tried"
"I've only seen ""Babe"" once, but I've said ""That'll do, pig"" 1000 times. My wife hates me."