81987

Joke of the Day

"What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness? Will Feral. Edit: I tried"

"Al Gore to protest Amy Winehouse funeral... Something that toxic should not be going in the ground!"

"What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight? Mariah Carey's mouth."

"Have you heard of the two Mexican firemen? Hose-A and Hose-B."

"I killed 3 men yesterday... All 5 of them were black."

"Did you here about the girl who got electrocuted by her vibrator at a sleep over? It was such a buzz kill"

"Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper? Because it was ripped."

"The difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?"

"An Irish Joke, that I did not initially get. I am Irish as well... How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"