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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."
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"What do nuns do? Nunthing"
"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"
"Yea, autocorrect, I meant ""nymph"" instead of ""my phone"" because I am a 16th Century poet."
"How do you jerk off a sprinter? Pull a fast one."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has its claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap. Dirty bastards."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Without a penis"
"*Rides unicorn to work* *Gives Bigfoot hi-five* *Chats with mermaids* *Argues with Medusa* *Gets called in to HR* *Fails drug test*"
"Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot"