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Joke of the Day

"Colin from ""Whose Line Is It Anyway"" just quit. Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself."

"I identified a body yesterday. ""That's a body!"" I said."

"If anyone can remember the jokes from Popsicle sticks, I'll be exposed for the fraud I am"

"What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink? A communist party"

"I asked my wife to tell me something that would make me laugh and cry at the same time... Apparently out of all my friends I have the biggest dick."

"The ducks in Cern What does the ducks in Cern say? Quark Quark"

"My wife is so educated She has a PhD in yelling sciences."

"ME: Wow I have to print this document right now PRINTER: Like, right right now?"

"Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."