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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!"

"After my most recent divorce, I'm now paying alimony to BOTH of my ex-wives... Owe for two."

"Japanese boy kills his grandfather... Pfft, youth in Asia."

"Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."

"My nights 50% sleeping 50% avoiding getting up to pee"

"I want to be a host at a restaurant so if someone asks for a booth I can yell, ""YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!"""

"I'm writing a poem about the first time I masturbated. Can someone think of something that rhymes with, ""I was taken away by an ambulance""?"

"What do you call a serial killer that plays bingo? Jeffery Dauber."

"Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? ""who is it?"""