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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad"

"If guys call short girls ""petite"", what do girls call short guys? Friends."

"I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control."

"""to my son, i leave my bathroom scale"" the lawyer sighs ""because where theres a will, theres a weigh. to my wife, i leave my last high five"""

"Him: I hope you die a slow painful death Me: oh, no I'm not married"

"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."

"What's good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"

"Facebook: Making relationship's look better then they actually are since 2005"

"Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep."