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Joke of the Day

"Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."

"43 Hacks That Will Help You Cut Down a Christmas Tree"

"#1: Checking your phone after someone else pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation."

"What is the biggest joke? Reddit."

"If you told me in 1995 that you had to use an mp3 player to copy programs to a telephone in the future, I'd assume you had brain damage"

"what do you say when your photo's being taken give it back"

"How do you find a blonde on reddit? Look for the comments that just say ""huh?"""

"I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out I ask the guy who is running the gym, ""Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?"" He smiles says ""Try the ATM in the lobby""."

"In the Men's Room, I hate pooping next to others... funny because i enjoy being amongst my peers."

"""Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!"" -Mormon kids"