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Joke of the Day

"Pro Tip: don't fall asleep during the middle of an argument with your spouse over whether or not you pay attention to her."

"What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse? A receding hare line."

"Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays."

"It's only perverted if she says no.."

"Why do priests have you call them Father.. Because 'Daddy' was too obvious"

"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."

"Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to..."

"What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend? See ya next month."

"Grooming tip: Cut your toenails every 2 to 24 weeks whether they need it or not."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because there is running shooting and stealing involved!"