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Joke of the Day

"I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert."

"I had a dream where children were allowed to pick their parents, and I woke up thinking ""This is not The Gates' residence."""

"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"

"My wife told me I had to choose My wife walked in and told me I had to choose. Her or reddit.... I'm sure going to miss her."

"I time-travel quite frequently, ... I'd go to bed around midnight, and in few seconds I'd wake up to, lo and behold, 9 AM."

"Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly."

"The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...but the people of Abu Dhabi do."

"How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus"

"Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called ""Erectile Dysfunction""? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came."

"Got robbed. Someone broke into my house, stole my stuff, but then replaced everything with an exact replica. I pointed this out to my closest friend, and he went, ""Have we met?""."