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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus"

"I used to pee my pants every time i stood in front of my 3rd grade class it cost me my teaching career."

"Why do I have migraines? Well I can't have yourgraines, now can I?"

"Saw two jeeps crash into each other today. There were Dave Matthews Band CD's everywhere."

"Heard about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got 6 months"

"What did the Bacon say to the Tomato? What did Bacon say to Tomato? ""Lettuce get together"""

"(OC) Wanna know my secret to not catching STD's? I have kleenexes."

"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure."

"Can't wait until phones become waterproof so pushing people in pools becomes funny again."

"do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?"