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Joke of the Day

"I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony.."

"My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite... ...So I packed her things and left."

"Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!"

"The worst part about being homeschooled is getting bullied."

"GF told me she wanted to write her ""biography"" & I said ""autobiography"" & now there's a chapter where I sleep at my place."

"Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died."

"Reasons why it's bad that Justin Bieber is retiring: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."

"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"

"What's the square root of 69? 8 something."

"Gay men tend to be very tongue-in-cheek."