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Joke of the Day

"What's the square root of 69? 8 something."

"Mah Dearest Emma, War on Christmas is hell. This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end."

"Two robots discuss beauty They both come to the conclusion that magnets are really attractive"

"I overheard a guy complaining angrily about the NSA tracking him Some people are so annoying when they have a chip on their shoulder."

"This is blatant click bait... come on, turn this purple, I know you want to..."

"What's Hitlers favourite weather? HEIL!"

"A bug is just a bug until you put one on someone's face."

"My roommate says I don't respect personal space. That's at least what it says in his diary."

"It's ironic that most people don't understand irony"

"It's late and I'm wondering what my high school girlfriend is doing now. I'd call her but I know she has a big algebra test tomorrow."