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Joke of the Day

"Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums? Because people are dying to get in."

"Your momas so fat... You just lost the game inb4 downvotes and madfags"

"A mosquito fell into my beer five minutes ago and now he's naked and calling his ex-girlfriends and drinking my beer"

"Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots."

"We didn't like Granny sliding down the banister so we wrapped it with barbed wire. She didn't stop but it sure slows her up."

"I have a new Obama joke, but... not many people approve."

"I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music... At first I was afraid, oh I was petrified."

"Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!"

"I've never had anyone at hello."

"""Space heater"" is a pretty ambitious name. How about ""shin warmer?"""